OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
DID WE NOT LEARN OUR LESSON WHEN HIS NAME WAS MARK PRIOR?????
Furious. FURIOUS.
Where Cubs fans go to die.
DID WE NOT LEARN OUR LESSON WHEN HIS NAME WAS MARK PRIOR?????
So, it seems that actually having time to watch 500 games this year (conservative estimate - yes, it's part of my job) doesn't really leave time for blogging. But, um...wow? 2000 hits in a day? Thanks, Jonah Keri! (Aside: I still find your articles a bit boring. However, I am really enjoying Baseball Between The Numbers, so let's call it a wash.)
The Cubs stopped sawing at the umbilical cord that had kept them attached to Mark Prior long enough to realize that they were fraying instead his rotator cuff, labrum, and ..."shoulder capsule." This comes as no surprise to anyone that saw the 80-87 mph fastball he brought to spring training. It does, however, mean that I have won a gentleman's wager with the A-Train, who was convinced that Prior's inability to pitch after being overloaded by Baker in 2003 had more to do with a "low tolerance for pain" and "being a girl," and while the A-Train was not the only sports blogger who felt that it was a matter of genitalia, it must be noted that however married public opinion might be to the belief that women are less tolerant of pain, there is no empirical evidence to support this, and plenty to the contrary.
Can't say the same for the Bulls' Kirk Hinrich (story).
CHICAGO -- Chicago guard Kirk Hinrich missed the Bulls' game against the Cleveland Cavaliers on Saturday night because of a groin injury.
Hinrich, averaging 14.5 points and 5.8 assists, left late in the third quarter of Friday's 107-97 victory at Toronto after he aggravated a condition that had been nagging him for a week when he tried to stop T.J. Ford's penetration.
We've just about recovered from the drinking we did after the Cubs finalized their deal with Jason Marquis and even though we can't recognize ourselves for the grit and beards now covering our faces, we never fail to see a good neutering/castration/man-being-raped joke.
Labels: groin injuries
This isn't related to the Cubs at all, but funny. Today Daisuke Matsuzaka flew to Boston to undergo a physical examination before signing a six year, $60 million contract (less per year than Ted Lilly, mind you). Many Boston fans showed up at the airport to make Matsuzaka feel welcome. Among them:
"We thought we'd just come out here to take a look at him," the elder Fairweather said. "I'm glad they're getting some good pitching."
This guy is in front of Mark Prior and Rich Hill in the Cubs' starting rotation.
Labels: bad moves, Jim Hendry
I mean still making moves.
At least indirectly. From the Wikipedia page on agent Scott Boras:
The Cubs have reportedly offered "Jarrod Washburn money" to Ted Lilly. Here's his agent:
From Baseball Reference's BR Bullpen page on Mark Prior: