Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Report: Baker To Clog Up ESPN Broadcasts

It's true.

Baker, whose contract was not renewed by the Chicago Cubs on Monday, will join ESPN's postseason baseball broadcast crew this weekend.

A-Train will need to set the over/under for how many times Dusty will:

Sing Neifi Perez's praises.
Make poorly veiled criticisms of the Chicago Cubs.
Demonstrate how taking a walk is dangerous, as it can lead to a double play.
Not trust rookies.
Eat his words.
Give a lecture on "raciest" emplyoment policies.

He'll do color commentary alongside Andy MacPhail. HAHA just kidding.

Also Yankees fans--in the same inning--have chanted MVP for Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera.

9 Comments:

At 10/04/2006 12:48 AM, Blogger A-Train said...

neifi praises: o/u 2.5 per game in which neifi appears.

poorly veiled criticisms: o/u 1.5 per game, under -140. he's not THAT stupid.

fucked-up walk issues: dependent on pitcher.

not trust rookies: o/u 4.5 per game.

eat his words: o/u 1 per game. postseason baseball makes the stupid smart.

lecture on racism: dependent on partner.

 
At 10/04/2006 12:50 AM, Blogger Pandrew said...

I meant a batter taking a walk, rather than a pitcher walking a batter.

 
At 10/05/2006 2:20 AM, Blogger A-Train said...

i get the impression that he is not going to make a lot of lectures about a batter taking a walk if a ben sheets type is pitching, though. just a hunch.

 
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