Sunday, September 10, 2006

Now That Barrett's Fate Has Been Altered, He Must Punch Someone In The Face To Reclaim His Girl and His Manhood

From "Notes: Barrett Considers Himself Blessed." (article)

I'll bet he's not talking about the foul tip he took to the groin.

ATLANTA -- Michael Barrett considers himself lucky and says he hopes he can play again this season.

Barrett had to undergo surgery on his groin last Saturday, and is on the disabled list with an intrascrotal hematoma. He had some trouble recovering from the anesthetic and is trying to wean himself off the pain medication, but was enjoying a weekend at home in Atlanta. He'll probably stop for a good-luck meal at the local Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Cracker Barrel may not be part of the doctor's orders, though a doctor rarely factors variables like luck into a prognosis.

"Being home, getting some home cooking is good," Barrett said. "It's always good to see people and get that extra support."

Wait, does Michael Barrett consider Cracker Barrel "home cooking"? Or does Muskat think that all southerners are idiots?

"This isn't an injury I'd wish on anybody."

Not even A.J. Pierzynski, Michael?

"I went in to check on things, and it didn't look good," he added.

Oh shit, guys. Oh shit.

"I thought with a little more time it would get better, and it never got better. I probably shouldn't have hit in that situation. I thought it would eventually go away."

I had this crazy premonition that the Cubs would be thirty games under .500, but I kept the faith, hoping the pain would get better with a little more time, and it never got better.

I thought it would eventually go away.

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