Monday, September 11, 2006

Pandrew, on our future readers: "Hopefully, it won't be a legion of idiots."

banana with milk (Pandrew): i couldn't find a pic of wil wheaton in his underwear covered in leeches, which was disappointing.
MidnightGambler5 (A-Train): well, there's something to add to my next blog post.

The funny thing is, we weren't even talking about blogging, just people whom we find attractive.

So, while recovering from this disastrous week of football/a severe Guinness hangover, I wanted to touch on a subject that pleased me greatly. Cubs closer/resident shitbucket Ryan Dempster has been coming into games in mop-up roles lately (and by "lately", I mean "Saturday"), which means that he might not be our first choice as closer? While I don't think he's quite ready to consider a new career as a bartender, he is more than ready to lose his job to David Aardsma. (Not Roberto Novoa, though. I have a deep-seated hate for that guy ever since I saw him allow a walk-off walk.) Aardsma's young, he throws hard, he's not Ryan Dempster, and if he could learn to keep the ball down, he'd be an excellent closer prospect. (I could suggest Bobby Howry, but that might actually be, you know, logical. Hate to see Dusty violate his principles.)

INJURED CUB MINOR LEAGUE PITCHER REPORT: Whatever happened to Chadd Blasko? He was the Cubs' Minor League Pitcher Of the Year in 2003, then got hurt in 2004 and hasn't been seen since. In a move that sounded somewhat familiar, farm director Oneri Fleita held a press conference before the season stating that Blasko would be ready in '06. A couple of weeks later, he mentioned a "setback". What kind of setback, Oneri? Was he injured while playing checkers with Mark Prior? Was there a mishap involving the second D in his name? (Related: If any intrepid and lovely readers out there would like to cause an, er, "mishap" with double-Ds, you might want to stay away from a certain non-A-Train staffer who resembles one of our favorite Illini. Then again, if you have sprouted breasts, you're probably too old for him anyways.)

At least there's always Lee Gwaltney, who has already adopted his new club's ways. (I like having a guy who gets in bar fights. They remind me of Brien Taylor.)

“He’s ahead of schedule,” Fleita said. “He’s working very hard.”

Well. That's a relief! That quote was in April. He's pitched eleven innings this year, none in the paast two months. OneriFleitaSucks.com? This is depressing. At least the Bears won!

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